loish:

Playing around with expressive shapes in procreate ~

loish:

She either has no pupils, or just really huge ones. I haven’t decided which one it is yet.

jameson-the-cat:

Rule

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riflebrass:

eraserdude6226:

Just putting this out there to let people know to watch what they post because you can be found and if you think that the government can’t do this …

Well, you better think again!!

Reminder that in 2017 4chan played capture the flag with Shia LaBeouf. Without any kind of a retail store to use for landmarks they got a rough estimate of the flags location from a livestream. They used the position of the sun to narrow it down to a specific time zone, they tracked the flight paths of planes seen flying overhead to further narrow it down. Then someone in the area drove around honking his horn while viewers on the livestream told him if he was getting closer until he found and stole the flag.

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one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

nudityandnerdery:

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whitetrashappalachiancryptid3:

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sabertoothwalrus:

birbologist:

my wife, upon learning that pubes can be straight: Thats not bush,,, thats just grass

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cuddlefl00fs:

theepicyus:

civilization-illstayrighthere:

civilization-illstayrighthere:

this is the funniest thing I’ve read in my LIFE

HIM????

it’s real btw

Op here, we’re going strong!! Here’s a picture of our Goob shrine

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scrubfeast:

scrubfeast:

crabs-but-better:

fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out

Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don’t sleep!

THE CONSEQUENCES

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secondbeatsongs:

somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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